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maintenance release

Version 1.0.1 of Easily-Distracted Tales has been released to the various eBook sites that offer it for sale. Please perform whatever actions are necessary to update your copy. Readers who wish to update their physical copy to the latest version will find instructions for doing so on the Corrigenda page.

Patch Notes

  • New readers will begin with 1 melon in their inventory, instead of the previous 3.
  • Units leaving a vortex produced by “astronomy cat” are now un-targetable and immune to damage for 1.5 seconds.
  • Several typographical errors have been fixed.
  • Cooldown time for “meatlessly alienated” has been increased from 0.3 seconds to 0.4 seconds.
  • A name change has been processed.
  • The Tale “sipid lipid” now holds 6 shots instead of the previous 5. Accordingly, the drop rate of “sipid lipid” ammo has been decreased by 16.6%.
  • Fixed a bug which would fail to enable the perma-ban button under certain circumstances on copies with Chris/0 Anti-Cheat enabled.