The Vanishing Mediator

Having fun on the internet.

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If you have not yet heard one or more of the following true facts

…then this post serves as your official notification. A notarized receipt of delivery has been dispatched from your computer to my central server, where it will be read and cataloged by a Justice of the Peace. Thank you for helping to feed the insect that we pretend is a network of computers called the internet.

If you have heard all of those things, but have not yet bought a copy, then I can only assume that you were waiting to be told that you should do so by “advertising.”

Your wait is over.