If you have not yet heard one or more of the following true facts…
…then this post serves as your official notification. A notarized receipt of delivery has been dispatched from your computer to my central server, where it will be read and cataloged by a Justice of the Peace. Thank you for helping to feed the insect that we pretend is a network of computers called the internet.
If you have heard all of those things, but have not yet bought a copy, then I can only assume that you were waiting to be told that you should do so by “advertising.”
Your wait is over.